Absurd sex laws

Normally, “sex laws” are unwritten laws or moral guidelines which have to do with, common sense, education or culture. It’s obviously bad form to fart on someone who is performing oral sex, for example.

Absurd Sex Laws

On the other hand, there are some who say that in bed everything is permitted between consenting adults. Yet there are many countries whose laws do not allow couples to use 100% of their erotic imagination behind closed doors. Some of these laws have every chance of beating a record as the most absurd laws in the world.

Since many of them relate to activities that most do not practice in public, the question is: how are these laws enforced?

1. In India the sex toys are banned, thankfully for public health, the same law does not apply to condoms.
2. In France it is forbidden to kiss your partner on the railroad.
3. In England, two men who have sex with a third person in the same house, though not simultaneously may be fined.
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5. You may be punished by up to three years’ imprisonment for watching pornographic movies in Israel.
6. In Lebanon, men who have sex with animals that are males are punished with the death penalty. In contrast, if the animals are females, they are allowed to have sex.
7. Kissing your partner in public is banned in Russia.
8. Oral sex is technically banned in 18 U.S. states.
9. In Hawaii law, parents may be punished three years of community service if their underage children are caught having sex.
10. In Budapest, it is prohibited to have sex with the lights on.

Rent Apartments in Budapest, and do not forget to turn off the light when things heat up between you and your partner.

The Golden Vibrator

If you are looking for the latest trend to make you vibrate with pleasure, here it is: golden sex toys. Although you might not have € 7,499.00 in your bank account to spend on this luxury item, I’m sure you’ll read this post until the end. It seems outrageous, but that won’t keep us from dreaming … shouldn´t some pleasures be priceless?

Gold vibrator

Because imagination is joy we luckily don’t have to enjoy in moderation (unlike icecream and mojitos!), forget the economic crisis for two minutes, and imagine yourself in the following scenario: your partner has a gift for you which does not inspire much excitement at first glance. Your lover hands you a simple wooden box and you say thanks, expecting a figurine or a wooden spoon. As soon as you open it, you discover a complete surprise inside, an 18 carat vibrator, which is 225 grams of hand soldered luxurious pleasure and has a stainless steel control with five modes to take you to ecstacsy and back. Do you want measurements? 174 x 35 x 29 mm. Crazy!

You can hardly bear to take it in your hands; it seems so bright, glamorous, sensual, and luxurious. But the first time you find yourself with an intimate moment to spare at home, you give into temptation, and decide to take it on a little test-drive to see if gold will afford you more pleasure than other vibrators, either silicone or colour. You open the wooden box, slip it out of its satin bag, read the paper that certifies the one year warranty, you load it …As the action heats up you realize that it could provide you with up to four hours of uninterrupted pleasure and is very quiet. And you like the feel of metal on your bare skin.

But it was all a dream or a nightmare: your partner does have a gift for you, but not this. A gift which is easier to obtain, more enjoyable, more powerful, more natural, more economic … their way of making love to you, the way you like so much.

Excuse me while I get all romantic but hey, a luxury vibrator shouldn’t be the only way of waking up your lust, and after all, the best pleasures are priceless, don’t you think? Opt for more affordable pleasure that are just as exciting, and remember everything is in your mind not your wallet! I suggest you take advantage of a pleasure that is very affordable and just as satisfying as a golden vibrator, which you can both enjoy: Reserve Apartments in Budapest, for a romantic weekend full of unforgettable vibrations.

The Spectre of War

Dominating the galaxy typically evokes visions of science fiction stories and the delusions of grandeur of a depraved human race, who want to control the rest of humanity and all living things. The interesting thing is that science fiction is not always so unrealistic. The utopian or apocalyptic images serve as a warning, or as a way to express and reflect fears and anxieties of the present moment.

Pax Americana Documentary

If we think about it, there seems to be more world domination than we would like to admit. In short, under the Bush administration, the United States decided to take armed control of space. The documentary Pax Americana, which opened in March this year, eloquently and concisely explores this controversial topic and sheds light on the goings-on that have allowed the greatest superpowers to secure their dominion over space.

Galactic hegemony, or the space race, its just another arms race between the super-powerful nations, who are making all sorts of power plays right over our heads without us noticing. But contrary to what may seem, this is nothing new and experts warn that the arms race is already so advanced that it will be impossible to control. It all began in 1944 when Hitler launched the first rocket into space. However, the United States were not far behind, and they hired Nazi Werner Von Braun, a missile expert, to investigate the possibilities of using space as a new battleground. And since then, the militarization of this intangible, infinite space has only grown.

Obviously, nobody knows where this madness will end. The documentary tries to answer these important questions: How dangerous is this game? Is it really necessary to militarize space to keep the peace, or does the space race stem from a desire to have the whole world under our control? The film has put the cards on the table. It’s in our hands to form an opinion.

If you want to enjoy an amazing exhibition that illuminates the space race, we advise you to rent apartments in Budapest and take a look at “The Science of Imagination” at the Ludwig Museum.

Budapest Summer Festival

Budapest Summer Festival

Summer is an ideal time to take advantage of the cultural heritage and natural beauty of Budapest. The months of June, July and August promise to be rich in experiences, and will be filled with over 100 theatre performances, music, concerts, opera, comedy, and dance … We’d like to let you in on just a few of the events planned for June, you are guaranteed relaxation and fun during your stay in Hungary if you attend these highlights of the summer season or not.

Margarita Island is one of the six scenarios for this edition of Budapest’s summerfest. It is a 2.5 kms long island situated in the middle of the Danube, and it has a Japanese garden, a small zoo, an outdoor pool and a famous outdoor theatre where several events will take place. For the first time, you can get to the theatre by boat! It’s a fantastic opportunity to see the natural horizon before plunging into a world of the most exciting artistic languages.

The famous opera Boris Godunov will be performed, and there will be concerts by the Indian sitar star Anoushka Shankar and Pat Metheny band. Other exhilarating performances will include a production of Cabaret, starring Csilla Radnay in the role of English diva of Sally Bowles. There will be step, rumba, swing and improvisation in the bars on the island of Margarita and for the Dune Carnival on June 15 more than 400 international artists and Hungarians will descend on the island. Check out the fantastic program that combines traditional and modern acts, and promises something of interest for people of all ages and tastes.

We hope we have aroused your curiosity enough to take a look at the program and consider taking advantage of the events planned in Budapest during the summer. And for a comfortable budget accommodation, do not hesitate to rent apartments in Budapest.

The Hungaroring Grand Prix Circuit

I’m not a big follower of Formula 1 but even I can name some race tracks. Formula 1 racetracks like Monaco, Silverstone, Nürburgring or Hockenheimring easily come to mind. The Hungaroring might be less known but it is nonetheless a notorious race track, because of its degree of difficulty and historical significance during the Cold War. It is a venue right outside of Budapest and in 1986 it became the location of the first Formula 1 race behind the “Iron Curtain”.

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In 1983 Bernie Ecclestone, the president and CEO of the organisations that stand behind Formula 1 racing, wanted to race in the USSR which at the time was a pretty outrageous idea. Upon the recommendation of a friend, and after formalities were dealt with, construction outside of Budapest began. Within only 8 months the track was done. No other circuit has been built this fast. It is said to be one of the most beautifully sited race tracks ever built and nowadays it takes the 3rd place among sights that people visit in Hungary.

This year’s season has started in March and the Grand Prix of Hungary 2010 will take place from the 29th of July until the 1st of August. Due to the hot and dusty climate this time of year and the tight and twisty corners it is a rather difficult circuit.

Like every year the race will attract a lot of visitors. So if you’re into Formula 1 racing you should take a trip to Budapest during this time of year. And if car races are the last thing on your mind take a trip to Budapest to experience one of the most beautiful European cities during the summer. You don’t have to be a race nut to rent apartments in Budapest.

The Science of Imagination

The Cold War era, an era steeped in terror, apocalyptic anxiety and the rise of science as an instrument of power, marked the twentieth century. Just think of the power that the mythic radio program “War of the Worlds” by Orson Welles when it was broadcast in the United States in 1938: it generated a massive panic, as listeners believed that the news of a Martian invasion was real, reflecting the state of irrational fear that the country felt. This, together with the development of innovative and breakthrough technologies, and, of course, Russian and American competition to conquer space, make this period an interesting field of study.

Science of Imagination Budapest

Shaped by an incredible artistic, scientific and technological growth rate, this period has profoundly changed the face of humanity and has led to a paradigm shift which has produced significant changes at all levels of society. Therefore, even today, it remains a highly important era, filled with fruitful material for artistic research. The Ludwig Muzeum Budapest has devised the exhibition “The Science of Imagination,” which explores work by fourteen artists and recreates some of the most incredible events of the Cold War.

Through videos, drawings and installations, guest artists conjure this important time and its accompanying scientific theories, futuristic visions and sombre, agonizing mood. The Slovak artist Saso Sedlacek, for example, is represented by the work “Origami Space Race”, through which he dismantles notions underpinning the Cold War era Space Race. In its artistic version, this competition becomes an ecological utopia whose purpose is to build the first prototype Origami spaceship. Thus art with a wink becomes a platform for exploring alternative aerospace engineering.

Travelling to the Hungarian capital at present still implies relying on conventional airlines. Even so, we encourage you to rent apartments in Budapest, and soak up the incredible world of science fiction in this exhibition.

Practice makes perfect!

The best way to learn an instrument is to use it repeatedly. The same thing goes for the vaginal muscles. It has been proven that if a woman learns to properly prepare and control her muscles during sex, it will be much more satisfactory than otherwise. What are the techniques used to control the vaginal walls? Mainly we use what are called Kegel exercises to help us achieve more satisfactory sexual relationships. By putting a little time into “training” before sex, we can help the relationship and multiply our sensations.

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First let´s address this woman to woman. When you feel relaxed, insert an object or finger in the vagina. Combine this motion with slow breathing and introduje the object slowly. When two or three inches are inside, try to hold or grip it with the walls of the vagina. It’s a unique feeling so if you notice, for example, the finger is locked you have done it correctly.

If you are performing the excercise correctly, you may notice that the walls are smooth if you are a virgin and the reason is because you still have atrophied muscles. If you aren’t virgin, the walls are composed of many wrinkles and creases. Why? Nothing more and nothing less than motherhood. At the end of the day, these walls must help to facilitate a baby’s exit.

Like other places in your body, excercise is a good thing. If the muscles aren’t strong, they loose the ability to grasp what is introduced and reduce friction between those same walls. What could be the consequence? Having weak vaginal muscles can make penetration much less satisfactory. Having strong pelvic muscles can make for more frequent, pleasurable orgasms. Needless to say that this practicemight also be a good thing to discuss with your gynecologist. For men, Kegel is the most reliable way to control premature ejaculation.

Of course you can perform all of these exercises at home, but why not take a romantic trip to budapest for the final exam. Dedicate a weekend exclusively to the care and maintenence of your vaginal walls, and you´ll be amazed by the smile you have on the flight back. For accommodation, rent intimate and comfortable apartments in Budapest.

Hangover Cures: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

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In the eternal search for a good time, there is the accompanying search of a cure for the effects of a good time. A hangover has all kinds of scientific explanations, but it really comes down to two things: dehydration and tiredness. When you drink, you don’t really sleep – you just kind of pass out. This means that you skip the normal stages of sleep, and it’s like staying awake all night. That means that hangover cures need to replace sleep (difficult), and put back the vitamins, minerals and water that your body has used to flush out the alcohol.

The Good
Vitamin B: You lose a lot of Vitamin B metabolising alcohol, and a dose of this the morning after will help a lot. Take it with a glass of water to fight dehydration. Tomato Juice. Again, for the vitamins and the liquid
A hot bath. This will raise you temperature and help sweat out the toxins that are a by-product of your body breaking down the alcohol. It won’t help the nausea though!

Coke. The soft drink, not the narcotic. The sugar will put some kick back in your system and for some strange reason, it helps with nausea. Plenty of pregnant women swear by it to help fight morning sickness. Water. Lots of it to replace the fluids.

Sauerkraut. Yes, pickled cabbage. There is an acid balance in sauerkraut that the body seems to love when it is fighting a hangover. If you can’t face the thought of food, mix the juice with tomato juice or vegetable juice. This one is the magic bullet.

The Bad
Hair of the Dog That Bit You. This is another way of saying ‘have another drink’ and yes it works for a little while, reactivating the drunkenness, but you are delaying the inevitable. A Big Fried Breakfast. This is fine if you are hungry, but doesn’t actually do anything to cure a hangover. The only real benefit is that the eggs and meat contain tryptophan (the body’s ‘sleepy’ chemical) and if you have time to go back to bed, you will catch up on the sleep you need.

Black Coffee. This is supposed to sober you up fast, as well as cure a hangover, but neither of these are true. Caffeine may help you feel more awake, but black coffee on an empty (and sensitive) stomach is more likely to irritate your stomach lining, and make you vomit, than it is to cure your hangover.

The Ugly
The Puerto Rican tradition is to rub a lemon under your drinking arm, while in Outer Mongolia they soothe the pain by downing a sheep’s eye. An old German tradition is to eat a pickled herring (followed by a glass of beer). Not sure if the pickled fish has anything to do with THAT cure! In ancient Greece, hungover folk breakfasted on owl eggs and sheep lungs, while the Romans opted for fried canary.

An old Romanian rumour is that a big bowl of tripe soup is all you need to feel better again – tripe being the lining of a sheep’s stomach. We think we’ll stick with the Vitamin B. Rent apartments in Budapest for some of the world’s best Palinka and a chance to practise your favourite hangover cures.

Nipple Piercings

A short-lived trend at the end of the 19th century, body piercing came back in fashion and began to grow in popularity with the punk movement at the beginning of the 70′s. Although it gained a great number of fans in the United Kingdom, body piercing was heavily popularized in the United States in the 90′s, by all those who were bored and wanted to pierce more than just their ears.

nipple piercing information

In ancient times, Roman soldiers pierced one of the most painful parts of the body-their nipples- as a way of showing their masculinity. Now nipple piercing is one of the most popular and common body piercing chosen by both by men and women.

Apart from “old-fashioned” types who agree that people who pierce their nipples are masochists who enjoy the pain, some believe that there’s nothing sexier than a man or a woman with a pierced nipple. It increases sensation in bed, it’s hot, it turns you on. The list of reasons for choosing to pierce a nipple or two goes on.

Maybe a nipple piercing would heat up or you prefer other toys for reaching climax? Women often find they feel new sensations because of the feeling of a steel bar moving inside their nipples, and their partners often get pretty excited about their new piercings too.

Rings and barbells are the most common jewellery when people get their nipples pierced, and generally, the first piercing jewellery used is a barbell. To make sure no complications appear afterwards, insist on the use of surgical steel jewellery. After healing you can also use gold, titanium or niobium jewellery. If you are wondering not only about the style, but also about the size, know that jewellery used for nipple piercing is measured by gauges. So if your gauge number is large, the piercing will be a small one. Piercings of this type may be expanded after the initial piercing is completely healed.

If you decide to pierce your nipple it’s very important for you to know that the healing process may take a long time. Depending on your breasts’ size and weight the process can take up to 1 year. Normally women with small size breasts have fewer problems. Apart from the after-care procedure that your piercer recommends to you (which is normally as simple as washing the piercing twice daily with a gentle, ph-balanced soap or saline solution), ice can work miracles.

To avoid all complications, make sure the area is sterilized before piercing, safe procedure is followed. Nipple piercings are not a good idea if you take anticoagulant drugs.

If you were thinking about piercing your nipples, Rent Apartments in Budapest and you you can choose between lots of professional studios where you can get it done.

How to behave on a first date

There is a ton of advice on the web about the same super important theme: how to act on a first date. The great majority of these texts are written by men, and generally directed towards that special subset of the male population that doesn’t understand why they aren’t invited for dessert in the woman’s house the very first evening.

First Date

Obviously, advice like “Be yourself” “Don’t ask for her hand in marriage the first night” or “Don’t talk about your bosses gross habits”, are all good advice, not just common sense. That’s to say, it’s good advice for a 20 year old newbie, but let’s suppose that neither you nor I are so green, and we aren’t going to talk about the time our Aunt Silvia suffered a vomiting attack in the airport or arrive late reeking of alcohol and fried food. But can we go beyond common sense and find a perfect formula for the first date?

1. The place should be appropriate, not the kebab joint on the corner or a 5 star French restaurant. And not that cute place you always used to go with your ex. In fact, for first dates, we recommend going someplace where you don’t have too many social ties. If it isn’t an unforgettable experience, you don’t need to explain to the waitress why you’re seated at the same table every week with a different girl. Even better? Pick a place together, not only is it more likely that it is mutually agreeable, you’ll also get to see how you make compromises.

2. Don’t limit yourself choosing a place. You can get to know each other better going to concerts, museums, wine tasting, taking a long bike ride or going to a flea-market. The important thing is to talk, and pick a place that gives you a chance to get to know each other better- habits, taste, lifestyle, etc.

3. If you are currently involved in a relationship, don’t go on dates with other people. If you have to turn off your telephone during the date to avoid unwanted “interruptions” from another girl, don’t go either. We ask you to respect the common good.

4. Things we don’t talk about? Well there is the “talk about your interests and things you like” school and the “don’t talk about your exes, money, and politics or too much about work” school. Any way you hack it, the idea is to talk as naturally as possible without exposing all of your weaknesses at once (oh, there will be time for that!). You can talk about anything you like but be honest and try to listen.

5. The idea is to have a good time and meet someone new, not sleep with a stranger.

Ok, now that you have great advice from a certified older sister, veritable treasure trove of tried and true tips on romantic leisure, what should you do?

Well, it’s very easy: after treating your new queen with the respect she deserves (calling when you say you will, not freaking out when she calls, cooking relaxing and delicious dinners, listening to her, peeling her grapes on the beach and anything else she desires…) and everything is going well, it’s a great moment to see if things work in a more intimate situation. One romantic, economic and fun way to do so? Why not escape a few days to Budapest. You can be on a date all weekend long if you rent apartments in Budapest!